Hudbustitvil is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying cow.

Hudbustitvil created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Hudbustitvil, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hudbustitvil, she will turn you into a mole.

Hudbustitvil's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hudbustitvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Do not take Hudbustitvil's name in vain.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Do not bounce in public.