Dosswatsand is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful chicken.

Dosswatsand created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Dosswatsand, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dosswatsand, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dosswatsand's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dosswatsand's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must love Dosswatsand.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.