Daggatgod Kanbagwapnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered finch.

Daggatgod Kanbagwapnan created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daggatgod Kanbagwapnan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Daggatgod Kanbagwapnan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Daggatgod Kanbagwapnan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Daggatgod Kanbagwapnan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.