Zanjantetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate frog.

Zanjantetti created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanjantetti, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zanjantetti, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zanjantetti's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zanjantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never feed cucumbers to mites while wearing brown kilts.

5. Always help sheep in need.