Paghatmip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring bear.

Paghatmip created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Paghatmip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Paghatmip, it will remove you from existence.

Paghatmip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Paghatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Do not take Paghatmip's name in vain.