Tonjondinban is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing snake.

Tonjondinban created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonjondinban, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonjondinban, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tonjondinban's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tonjondinban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tonjondinban loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.