Fudzakcap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical coyote.

Fudzakcap created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudzakcap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudzakcap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fudzakcap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fudzakcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed lots of figs to seals while wearing gray ear rings.

5. Worship no other gods but Fudzakcap.