Narjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever wasp.

Narjin created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narjin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narjin, it will be very unhappy.

Narjin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Narjin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narjin.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.