Hinfligwannat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing crocodile.

Hinfligwannat created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinfligwannat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hinfligwannat, he will turn you into a worm.

Hinfligwannat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hinfligwannat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always obey Hinfligwannat's priests.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.