Bandab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful capybara.

Bandab created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bandab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bandab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bandab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bandab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet turquoise.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bandab on top of all buildings.

3. Erect three gold sculptures of Bandab on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always wear brown.