Gigcim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome wolf.

Gigcim created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gigcim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigcim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gigcim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

2. Never feed lots of onions to horses while wearing blue shirts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.