Sinminvol is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciful dolphin.

Sinminvol created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinminvol, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinminvol, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sinminvol's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sinminvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide if eight goats approach from the east.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.