Listtinart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish fish.

Listtinart created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listtinart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Listtinart, it will turn you into a tree.

Listtinart's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Listtinart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing red kilts and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Heed all portents.