Busomtcinnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent armadillo.

Busomtcinnib created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busomtcinnib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Busomtcinnib, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Busomtcinnib's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Busomtcinnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Busomtcinnib on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.