Faglogcub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing hummingbird.

Faglogcub created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Faglogcub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Faglogcub, it will turn you into a hamster.

Faglogcub's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Faglogcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect your elders.