Dudzodgum is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm wasp.

Dudzodgum created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudzodgum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dudzodgum, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dudzodgum's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dudzodgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.