Genhotarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy squid.

Genhotarp created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genhotarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Genhotarp, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Genhotarp's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Genhotarp's Holy Commandments

1. Genhotarp loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Genhotarp.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to seals while wearing yellow shirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always wear magenta.