Kontargwod is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm fish.

Kontargwod created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kontargwod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kontargwod, he will turn you into a mole.

Kontargwod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Kontargwod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Kontargwod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not commit murder.