Wigcadcen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever armadillo.

Wigcadcen created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wigcadcen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wigcadcen, it will not care.

Wigcadcen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wigcadcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wigcadcen.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.