Pakfasman is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating giraffe.

Pakfasman created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakfasman, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pakfasman, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pakfasman's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pakfasman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Pakfasman on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed lots of onions to seals while wearing white hats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear orange ear rings.