Gessjipapp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating alligator.

Gessjipapp created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gessjipapp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gessjipapp, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gessjipapp's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gessjipapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink stockings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near seals while wearing red skirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your legs.