Shavkinbab Manhublab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair eagle.

Shavkinbab Manhublab created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavkinbab Manhublab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavkinbab Manhublab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Shavkinbab Manhublab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Shavkinbab Manhublab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Always obey Shavkinbab Manhublab's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near seals while wearing pink kilts and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.