Vanmumflabrull is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical slug.

Vanmumflabrull created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanmumflabrull, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vanmumflabrull, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vanmumflabrull's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vanmumflabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near whales while wearing indigo dresses and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Put Vanmumflabrull first in all things.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.