Gonvogfad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating centipede.

Gonvogfad created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonvogfad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gonvogfad, it will torture you forever.

Gonvogfad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gonvogfad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide from green capybaras for they are unholy.

4. You must love Gonvogfad.

5. Never talk about special relativity.