Yatliprul is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow warg.

Yatliprul created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatliprul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yatliprul, she will think nothing of it.

Yatliprul's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yatliprul's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt shrews.