Cipbosszak Armsatbatnadfenpakwodquill is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, confident zebra.

Cipbosszak Armsatbatnadfenpakwodquill created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cipbosszak Armsatbatnadfenpakwodquill, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipbosszak Armsatbatnadfenpakwodquill, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cipbosszak Armsatbatnadfenpakwodquill's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cipbosszak Armsatbatnadfenpakwodquill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your arms turquoise.