Vonfadtit is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, kind
octopus.
Vonfadtit created dark matter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Vonfadtit, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Vonfadtit, he will turn you into a rock.
Vonfadtit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Vonfadtit's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing blue corsets and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.