Bomrankan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair naga.

Bomrankan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bomrankan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bomrankan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bomrankan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bomrankan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shirts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Bomrankan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.