Sandpodwad is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart
swallow.
Sandpodwad created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sandpodwad, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sandpodwad, it will turn you into a puffin.
Sandpodwad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Sandpodwad's Holy Commandments1. Sandpodwad must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never talk about asteroids.
5. Do not commit murder.