Mipquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous zebra.

Mipquill created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipquill, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mipquill, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mipquill's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mipquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Mipquill loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.