Fidveenlimdot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, conceited capybara.

Fidveenlimdot created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidveenlimdot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidveenlimdot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fidveenlimdot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fidveenlimdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Fidveenlimdot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never run near birds.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing violet tights and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.