Yokvonvin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent wyvern.

Yokvonvin created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokvonvin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yokvonvin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Yokvonvin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yokvonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Never feed beans to cats while wearing boots.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide if four squirrels approach from the east.