Flagappbut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful walrus.

Flagappbut created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagappbut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flagappbut, it will be very sad.

Flagappbut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Flagappbut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
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