Fagmifhas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate grasshopper.

Fagmifhas created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagmifhas, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagmifhas, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fagmifhas' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fagmifhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.