Minbogcep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud goat.

Minbogcep created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbogcep, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Minbogcep, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Minbogcep's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Minbogcep's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Minbogcep.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Never paint your legs white.

4. Put Minbogcep first in all things.

5. Never think about optics.