Bontansid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless squirrel.

Bontansid created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bontansid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bontansid, she will turn you into a duck.

Bontansid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bontansid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bontansid.

5. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Bontansid on top of important buildings.