Largsitciss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable wolf.

Largsitciss created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Largsitciss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Largsitciss, he will refuse to believe in you.

Largsitciss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Largsitciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never feed coconuts to grasshopers while wearing gray scarves.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.