Gilripzog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless narwhal.

Gilripzog created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilripzog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gilripzog, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gilripzog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gilripzog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not cook food in pots.