Libsabbin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying swan.

Libsabbin created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Libsabbin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Libsabbin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Libsabbin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Libsabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to badgers while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Libsabbin loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not sit in public.