Naryarlwip is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking
manatee.
Naryarlwip created Europe nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Naryarlwip, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Naryarlwip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Naryarlwip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Naryarlwip's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never feed lots of bananas to porpoises while wearing magenta kilts.
3. Always obey Naryarlwip's priests.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never write about planets.