Hityartgad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering giraffe.

Hityartgad created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hityartgad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hityartgad, she will make you grow a tail.

Hityartgad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hityartgad's Holy Commandments

1. Hityartgad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from magenta ants, for they are unholy.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.