Fetjop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing centipede.

Fetjop created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetjop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetjop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fetjop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fetjop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never pour water over plants.