Henhungofgodtar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent crane.

Henhungofgodtar created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Henhungofgodtar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Henhungofgodtar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Henhungofgodtar's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Henhungofgodtar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Henhungofgodtar on top of important buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Henhungofgodtar must be the most important thing in your life.