Sagkemwad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive pigeon.

Sagkemwad created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagkemwad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sagkemwad, he will send you a sign.

Sagkemwad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sagkemwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Sagkemwad loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sit in the presence of seals.