Bimstignell is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring mongoose.

Bimstignell created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimstignell, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimstignell, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bimstignell's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bimstignell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always wear black.