Bighonmig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise badger.

Bighonmig created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bighonmig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bighonmig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bighonmig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bighonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.