Nellsandbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fast shrew.

Nellsandbeg created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellsandbeg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellsandbeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nellsandbeg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nellsandbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not hurt bats.