Stigzoddum Yarlflamlap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful otter.

Stigzoddum Yarlflamlap created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigzoddum Yarlflamlap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigzoddum Yarlflamlap, it will turn you into a slug.

Stigzoddum Yarlflamlap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stigzoddum Yarlflamlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Worship no other gods but Stigzoddum Yarlflamlap.

5. Always obey Stigzoddum Yarlflamlap's priests.