Nillpasspaglengess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humane butterfly.

Nillpasspaglengess created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillpasspaglengess, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nillpasspaglengess, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nillpasspaglengess' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nillpasspaglengess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nillpasspaglengess on top of all buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never mention badgers.