Nillpasspaglengess is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, humane
butterfly.
Nillpasspaglengess created dark matter three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nillpasspaglengess, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nillpasspaglengess, he will destroy your home solar system.
Nillpasspaglengess' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Nillpasspaglengess' Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nillpasspaglengess on top of all buildings.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never mention badgers.