Muttargfod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, capable bee.

Muttargfod created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Muttargfod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Muttargfod, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Muttargfod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Muttargfod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.
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