Cumbepjon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental finch.

Cumbepjon created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Cumbepjon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumbepjon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cumbepjon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cumbepjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Retreat if five eagles approach from the east.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never feed melons to rats while wearing white boots.
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