Dogdonfarnzoggunpom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, compassionate squirrel.

Dogdonfarnzoggunpom created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdonfarnzoggunpom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dogdonfarnzoggunpom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dogdonfarnzoggunpom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dogdonfarnzoggunpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never bounce near birds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Learn six new languages a year.