Bogvillap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable lion.

Bogvillap created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogvillap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogvillap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bogvillap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bogvillap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bogvillap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.