Bossquilladbop Stigkentin is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent
wolf.
Bossquilladbop Stigkentin created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bossquilladbop Stigkentin, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bossquilladbop Stigkentin, he will turn you into a snail.
Bossquilladbop Stigkentin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Bossquilladbop Stigkentin's Holy Commandments1. Always help grasshopers.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.
4. Never think ill of sick eagles.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.